Showing posts with label Massachusetts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Massachusetts. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Commute

The noise is akin to Darth Vader exhaling into a megaphone. Original trilogy not any of the newer entries. The mechanical hiss slows the train, halting along side a sign that reads Boston Landing behind that sign and past a divider is the highway, my former road to work. When I would sit quietly on a bus marked 504 reading a book Infrequently and browsing reddit too often. No one spoke, beholden to a kind of unwritten rule. An understanding that my coworker recently transplanted from North Carolina and used to the classic southern hospitality once remarked was cold and off putting. Likewise apart from the occasional cough or sniffle the train car is silent. Until it makes another stop and my mind anticipates paternal reveals that never come. The seating is more comfortable, maroon leather and cushioned. The price is steep however, nearly $300 for a monthly pass is robbery whether on the highway or rails.

Seeing no other option currently I suck it up trying not to obsessively check the mobile banking app on my phone. A habit I have recently taken to. One I owe entirely to postmates when my $2.95 test charge turned into a $295.00 punch in the gut and far too much time wasted on the phone and twitter with their customer service. Eventually the error was reversed but due to logistical issues between the app and my bank I had to wait three days for my money to be returned. I’m told by one of my favorite Youtubers the service itself is great. On the incredibly off chance he ever reads this rambly piece about trains and borderline fraudulent charges I just want to say he can use my promo code postmates.com/gofuckyourselfPhil.

That malice is undoubtedly uncalled for. If a therapist were to give me advice they would likely tell me my anger is misplaced and probably stems from lack of sleep. Which is true, my new commute comes with the added bonus of my REM being interrupted by a default ringtone I meant to change three phones ago. The alarm which makes its presence known at 4:30 each morning has made me realize that this commute is potentially unsustainable. That is to say it’s lit a fire beneath my ass. Providing the proper motivation to either find a way to monetize my writings. Or conversely and perhaps with similar level of dignity provided by blogging I can do crunches until my abs are worth paying for beneath neon lighting, back against a pole, my parent’s approval forsaken. Because what is personal prose but laying your soul bare? Naked to the public for them to critique, point out flaws. A typo here and misplaced punctuation there. I should invest in a proof reader but ego and writing go hand in hand, plus what can I offer? Certainly not money that’s why I’m in the predicament. It’s a scary thing sending something out sans the shield of fiction. It’s almost enough to make me reconsider my current course and seriously debate if that G string is worth it, even in my current flabby state.

If my parents are reading this they have nothing to fear in that respect. I’m not the next Magic Mike, instead I’m just yet another guy with a blog asking his meager twitter follower count to read it. To those loyal followers who perhaps accidentally opened this link and are somehow nearing the end, I hope you enjoyed it and will continue on. To the rest who didn’t click.. I was going to say fuck em they aren’t reading this but that’s pointless and this is my stop.


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Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Worcester State Basketball Profile, For my Sports writing class

WORCESTER- Home is where the heart is, as the old saying goes, and in sports home is where you expect to win. The home field advantage concept is second only to talent when considering which teams can win a championship. In fact often times a less talented team will beat a better team at home, because of this advantage. Said advantage however, is something Worcester State will be without as they look to improve on a 12-14 record from a year ago.
                  Worcester State will for the second straight year be without a home arena as they await the building of a new gym, slated to open in 2016. Until then Coach Dave Lindberg, who owns a 246-281 career record with Worcester State, will look to guide his team through this turbulent time.
                  “I tell them in the first meeting in September,” Said Lindberg “That this is the last time I want to talk about not having a gym, we’re not going to use it as an excuse and we’re going to move forward.”
                  The team certainly took that message to heart at the end of last season, after beginning the season 1-8 Worcester State won 11 of its last 17 overall, and 8 of its last 9 conference games.
                  “I expect us to be at least as good as we were for the second half of last year,” Said Lindberg.
                   Recruiting has been a tricky business, due to the handicap of not having a gym. Lindberg knew he wasn’t going to be able to attract a lot of kids for this year. His solution was to recruit heavy for last year’s class resulting in a team driven by their sophomore talent.
                  This class is led by Center Paul Brooks, at 6’9 he is the tallest player in the conference, and a real difference maker for a team in need of positives.
                  “Paul changed the game on defense, teams adjust what kind of shots they are going to take when he’s on the court, he was three blocks away from the team record for blocks in a season,” an excited Lindberg said.
While not having a gym will hurt them in recruiting and the short term, Lindberg explained that building a new gym was necessary, as Worcester State was one of the only teams in the conference that hadn’t done major work to improve its facilities since 2000.
                  The biggest challenge is finding a place for the team to practice, often times they will use middle school, elementary school, or another college’s facilities. This works until the teams that belong to the school begin practicing which is after thanksgiving for the non-collegiate teams. From then on it will be only at night or early in the morning.
                  “We’re going to go early in the morning or anywhere from 9 (pm) to 9:30. We had many practices last year that we started at 9 and ended at 11:30,” Said Lindberg “99.9 percent of the time everyone shows up on time, I set three alarms today because it’s such an odd time (4:30 am) I think they are doing great I think their attitudes have been great.”
                  As far as games go, Worcester State will be looking to other colleges around the Worcester area to play at for home games. These include home games at Assumption, Nichols, WPI, and Quinsigamond Community College.
                  Starting Power Forward Charles Gunter, a senior, has already dealt with not having a gym while in high school.
                  “In High school I didn’t have a home court, I went to New Mission State, so this is nothing new for me, it sucks to have it and now not have it, but I didn’t have one then either,” Said Gunter.
                  In fact he offers a silver lining to the ordeal.
                  “Having a gym and losing it is pretty hard, it’s kind of frustrating when we have to go from gym to gym each practice, it’s either early in the morning or later in the afternoon, but overall I personally think it builds character, because as the season goes on and you get later in the season most of your games are going to be on the road and that’s when you really have to stick together,” Said Gunter.
                  Sophomore Forward Jeremy Bacon echoes that sentiment.
                    “If anything I’d say it brings us more together because we have to adapt to something that a lot of colleges don’t, but it is a pain,” Said Bacon.
                  Looking toward the 2014-15 season Worcester State is in a good position to improve on last year’s mark. What they lack in stadium stability they make up for in chemistry as they are returning four of five starters from last year. The four starters are Brendan Rios a senior guard, Manny Cabral a Junior Guard, Charles Gunter a Senior Forward, and Paul Brooks a sophomore center.
                  The perseverance and optimism expressed in the preseason has rarely carried over to the court in the young season. The Lancers won their season opener against Becker, but have dropped their next three games.
                  Brandan Rios has been a major contributor so far averaging 13.3 points, while Paul Brooks leads the way in rebounding with 8.8 boards a game, and Manny Cabral averages 2.0 assists per game.
                  Two of their three losses have been close calls, including a 60-61 loss at Wesleyan University, and a 62-65 loss at home (Assumption).
                  The good news for the Lancers is they have yet to play a conference game. Also they have overcome slow starts in the past (See last year) and have put themselves in positions to win games late so far this season.

                  As long as they can come together as a team they have a good chance at competing for the MASCAC championship. If they do find themselves in the position to host a MASCAC playoff game, well things will certainly get interesting for the nomadic Lancers, who are looking for a place to call home.        

Monday, October 27, 2014

Brian Makes an Ass of Himself or Every Video I've Ever Been In Part 2

The How to Moon Walk era 2010-2011
How To Moon Walk Promo 2
The best promo ever.












Holiday Break Promo
The second best promo ever, and it never happened.












Kids With Guns
I love this video, completely unscripted and a ton of fun to make.












Harry The Hanukkah Man
I don't even know, Mikey is awesome in this video though.










Ipod App
I'm not in this video, but it was so much fun to direct and edit.









Double Dealer
This was actually an assignment, just Tamur and I broing out.













Back to The Last of the Good Ones 2012-Present


Press Conference
This was actually the first video back on The Last of the Good Ones in 2 years.










4 years!
Four year Anniversary.











Resolutions
Resolutions are meant to be broken, including the resolution to make video more consistently.











Murder Puns
I'm proud of this one, a little bit of low hanging fruit but oh well.












Bonus:
The Fake Brian Meagher on youtube (2012-Present)


Flappy Bird
Spoken Word Poetry, cheap effects, a green screen this video has everything.

Brian Makes an Ass of himself or All The Videos I've Ever Been In Part 1

The Early Days 2008-2010
Pandora's Box
The first video I was featured in for The Last of the Good Ones













I Got You Nose
I'm only in the end, but it's reassuring to know that I've always been fat,












The Birth of a Great Idea
We're in a bathroom, what more could you want?












Stop n' Go
I hit Chris... this is comedy guys.












Worst Ways to Get Dumped
This has a weird number of views












Business Meeting
Our best video probably, we peaked at like 17.













Wilkommen to America
This may be a bit Xenophobic.