Monday, November 17, 2014

The Man After Dan

           The NFL is a quarterback driven league, and for much of the 21st century the Miami Dolphins haven’t had a good one. From 1983-1999 Dan Marino started 240 of 269 games for the Dolphins. Since that time, 240 games, 21 different quarterbacks have started a game for the Dolphins.
            The once proud franchise, owners of the only undefeated season in the Super Bowl era have languished between mediocrity and downright futility since Marino’s retirement.
Marino’s career record over those 240 starts 147-93, a winning percentage of 61 percent. The 21 quarterbacks who have come after him have gone 107-133, a winning percentage of 44 percent.
Marino brought the Miami Dolphins to the playoffs 10 times in his 17 year career. In the 14 completed season since his retirement the Dolphins have made the playoffs a resounding three times.
So who can save the Dolphins and their terrible track record post Marino? Well the answer is of course Marino.
Allow me to explain. In the 2012 NFL draft the Miami Dolphins held the 8th overall pick, they were not going to be able to trade up to draft Andrew Luck, or Robert Griffin III so they decided to draft Ryan Tannehill out of Texas A&M.
Most people saw this as an extreme reach, and Tannehill as a project at best. Someone who had all the pieces to the puzzle, but would need good coaching to fit them together. He won the starting job out of camp and became the first rookie to start at quarterback for the Dolphins. He played decently but didn’t blow the doors off of the NFL, in his 32 starts he went 25 and 17, passed for 7,207 yards with 36 touchdowns and 30 interceptions.
These number aren’t too bad when it comes to rookie stats, but his mediocrity was compounded by the fact that his fellow quarterbacks drafted in 2012 had made the playoffs a combined 5 times, and won a Super Bowl.
The beginning of the 2014 season wasn’t great for Tannehill, after three games the Dolphins were 1-2 and head coach Joe Philbin was noncommittal when it came to whether Tannehill would continue to start for the Dolphins.
Enter Dan Marino, the Dolphins have quietly brought Marino in to mentor Tannehill at how to play quarterback in the NFL.
“It’s cool,” Tannehill said. “I appreciate the knowledge he has of the game, just little insights that he can point out and just him being around showing that he cares, it’s nice. He’s always just pointing out little things on tape, whether it’s a receiver’s routes or something I’m doing. He’s good at picking up little things and passing them along.” (profootballtalk.com)

Since Marino has come in the Dolphins have gone 5-2, and Tannehill has thrown for 1730 yards, 13 touchdowns, and 5 interceptions. They are two late drives away from being 7-0 as they lost at the end to both the Packers and Lions after leading 24-20 and 16-13 respectively.
Tannehill has looked more than solid during this time, and you need look no further than Marino. He has helped out tremendously as Tannehill is playing the best football of his professional life, and has put the Dolphins in a position to not only make the playoffs, but also win the division. They are currently two games behind the Patriots who are 8-2, with one game against the Patriots remaining, and six games to play overall. 
Tannehill just won perhaps the biggest game of his career so far on Thursday night. A divisional matchup against the Buffalo Bills, a team he had lost three straight against coming in, including a 29-10 lost earlier this year. The game served as a pseudo playoff game for the two teams, as both sat at 5-4. The Dolphins won in convincing fashion 22-9, as Tannehill went 26/34 for 240 yards, two touchdowns and zero interceptions.
It’s hard to say whether Tannehill will become the franchise quarterback the Dolphins have been looking for. According to Ian Rapoport the Dolphins are “cautiously optimistic” that he can become that guy. The real test will be this Sunday as the Dolphins take on the Broncos in Denver.
As for right now, Tannehill may not be Marino, but with Marino’s help he has a chance to become the man after Dan.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Streaming Week 1

I've been playing around with the idea to stream for a while now. I miss making videos, the planning the editing, and the sense of accomplishment when you upload a new video to youtube is like no other. So I figured that streaming and uploading the clips to youtube would be almost sort of like making videos. I made an account TheLastOfTheGoodOnes on twitch.tv, and started by playing some Call of Duty Advanced Warfare. That was fun, although I didn't have a mic on, so no one could hear me. Later that day Jenny and I played COD: AW again and our friend's actually came out and watched the stream, it was a really neat experience and keeping up with the chat room was entertaining. Last night we tried to stream The Master Chief Collection, but matchmaking issues, along with just generally not being good at the game caused us to switch back to COD: AW. So what have I learned in the few days I've been streaming? Well that you have to be patient, you're not going to get a ton of people watching your stream right away (Also I'm glad for that because I can't imagine we're that interesting currently. I've talked to a few people about streaming other games and we'll see how it goes. As for my first week, I suppose it's sort of been a success.

Twitch.tv account: http://www.twitch.tv/thelastofthegoodones/profile

Youtube account: https://www.youtube.com/user/TlotgoTV


Monday, November 10, 2014

Thoughts on The Walking Dead Season 5 Episode 5 "Self Harm"

The Walking Dead Season 5 Episode 5

I’ll be honest I’m not a fan of these standalone episodes, with season 4 episode 14 “The Grove” being the exception. The Walking Dead is billed as an ensemble drama, but for some reason the show insists on taking these detours which feature only a few characters. This season started out really strong with three episodes featuring a large cast and multiple stories going on with the action moving quickly. However we've moved away from that in the past two episodes (And the next one based on the preview) and this is what we’re stuck with. With all that being said, I really did enjoy the last night’s episode “Self Harm” I think if they embrace the “LOST” style of flashing back to a previous time for one character to give us more backstory, and character development these standalones (This isn't a word, but I don't really care) will become more palatable.
But let’s talk about the important part of the episode, the boning!



Oh, not the boning?



Oh right… Eugene has a secret. 



He’s not a scientist, instead he’s just a guy who is pretty smart, and reasoned that his best chance for survival is to pretend that he holds the cure to the zombie apocalypse, thus convincing strong people to escort him to Washington. Why Washington? Well he thinks that if any place in the country would be equipped to withstand an apocalyptic event it would be the nation’s capital. Not terrible logic I suppose, it will be interesting to see if the group still heads towards Washington, or if they stay in the Atlanta area. This is a game changer and we’ll have to wait and see where the show goes from here. It was a great moment, but I’m a little concerned that it will take the wind out of the sails of the season. Before Eugene dropped his bombshell we had a clear trajectory of the season, they were going to Washington, the nightmare was coming to an end, and things were going to change. Now that this secret is out its unclear where the characters are going to go, and what they are going to do.
I have a confession, much like Eugene I’ve not be completely forth right with my friends. What I mean by that is when I’ve talked about the show with my friends and family I’ve had to try and dance around the discussion of Eugene’s cure. I’m an avid fan of the comic books, so I knew that there was a strong chance that Eugene was lying (granted the show strays from the source material quite a bit so I really couldn’t be sure) I do apologize to everyone for that, hope we can still be friends… please don’t punch me in the face!


 -Brian Meagher 

Friday, October 31, 2014

10 Bizarre "SEXY" Halloween costumes

I'm not going to lie to you, I didn't do a ton of work for this article. In fact I really only went to Walmart.com and searched the women's costumes. However that produced these gems that I want to share with you reader. So here we go, 10 ""sexy" Halloween costumes. 


10. WTF is this shit?
The description of this costume is "Crime Scene Pop Star" instead of the more accurate "I don't care man, I'm tired... what? We have to make another costume, fuck it! That's it, I don't care, I want to go home!"  

9. Candy corn
Oh look it's girl everyone pretends to like dressed up as that candy everyone pretends to like... so meta. 

8. Cupcake
This seems less sexy and more just like a pain to wear. 

7. Diet Coke
Sorry, I'm only interested in that real coke taste. (I swear I can write jokes guys) 

6. Knome
Hmm... Kno. 

5. Popcorn
This is the sexiest costume on the list, there's no debate. 

4. Queen of Hearts
It's like that song that I can't think of the title to right now. 

3. Native American
Sexy or racist? Yes. 

2. Twister
I just... I don't understand Halloween anymore. 

1. Unicorn
If you wear this and see a guy in a fedora, you run, you just run. 

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Robert Ford A Legend of Our Time

To start this blog post off I want to share a quote that someone put on tumblr.








Whoops that wasn't it, hold on...

Okay here it is...











I like to think that this sums up Robert Ford's political experience. In 2010 Ford was elected mayor of Toronto, and on May 16th 2013 he found his way into the hearts and minds of American. The website Gawker stated that they had been offered a video of Ford smoking crack.













That could be anything. 

Later in 2013 he admitted to public drunkenness, drinking and driving, and illegal drug use, and took a leave of absence. Most people who have ridden off into the blurry sunset, but not Ford.
















Does this look like a man who gives up... on anything other than diets? 

That's right! Ford was able to get a seat on the Toronto City Council with 58.9% of the vote. So maybe Ford never intended to be on the City Council again, but he tried, and according to that post I saw on tumblr "trying alone will lead you to better places you never intended to be at"

What a world we live in, thank you Toronto.

-Brian Meagher


Monday, October 27, 2014

Brian Makes an Ass of Himself or Every Video I've Ever Been In Part 2

The How to Moon Walk era 2010-2011
How To Moon Walk Promo 2
The best promo ever.












Holiday Break Promo
The second best promo ever, and it never happened.












Kids With Guns
I love this video, completely unscripted and a ton of fun to make.












Harry The Hanukkah Man
I don't even know, Mikey is awesome in this video though.










Ipod App
I'm not in this video, but it was so much fun to direct and edit.









Double Dealer
This was actually an assignment, just Tamur and I broing out.













Back to The Last of the Good Ones 2012-Present


Press Conference
This was actually the first video back on The Last of the Good Ones in 2 years.










4 years!
Four year Anniversary.











Resolutions
Resolutions are meant to be broken, including the resolution to make video more consistently.











Murder Puns
I'm proud of this one, a little bit of low hanging fruit but oh well.












Bonus:
The Fake Brian Meagher on youtube (2012-Present)


Flappy Bird
Spoken Word Poetry, cheap effects, a green screen this video has everything.

Brian Makes an Ass of himself or All The Videos I've Ever Been In Part 1

The Early Days 2008-2010
Pandora's Box
The first video I was featured in for The Last of the Good Ones













I Got You Nose
I'm only in the end, but it's reassuring to know that I've always been fat,












The Birth of a Great Idea
We're in a bathroom, what more could you want?












Stop n' Go
I hit Chris... this is comedy guys.












Worst Ways to Get Dumped
This has a weird number of views












Business Meeting
Our best video probably, we peaked at like 17.













Wilkommen to America
This may be a bit Xenophobic.