I'm not going to lie to you, I didn't do a ton of work for this article. In fact I really only went to Walmart.com and searched the women's costumes. However that produced these gems that I want to share with you reader. So here we go, 10 ""sexy" Halloween costumes.
10. WTF is this shit?
The description of this costume is "Crime Scene Pop Star" instead of the more accurate "I don't care man, I'm tired... what? We have to make another costume, fuck it! That's it, I don't care, I want to go home!"
9. Candy corn
Oh look it's girl everyone pretends to like dressed up as that candy everyone pretends to like... so meta.
8. Cupcake
This seems less sexy and more just like a pain to wear.
7. Diet Coke
Sorry, I'm only interested in that real coke taste. (I swear I can write jokes guys)
6. Knome
Hmm... Kno.
5. Popcorn
This is the sexiest costume on the list, there's no debate.
4. Queen of Hearts
It's like that song that I can't think of the title to right now.
3. Native American
Sexy or racist? Yes.
2. Twister
I just... I don't understand Halloween anymore.
1. Unicorn
If you wear this and see a guy in a fedora, you run, you just run.
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